"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
when ur in the shower and u hear a strange noise
boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic
When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about
"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"
when someone you barely know jokes on you